The old ones are the best

Popped to see G&G for lunch today as last day for both kids (A goes back tomorrow). 

Dad had a new book for Christmas. He doesn’t really do books. He likes to pick up and put down and pick up 2 months later so novels are a no go. He likes facts. And football. He likes amusing anecdotes. His latest book is full of old jokes. It’s brilliant. 

There’s a section titled “Elephants”. 

How do you know when you’ve got an elephant in your fridge? You can’t shut the door. 

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? Four – two in the front and two in the back. 

How many giraffes can you fit in a mini? None. It’s full of elephants. 

How do you know when you’ve got four elephants in your fridge? There’s an empty mini parked outside your house. 

See? Brilliant. Oh, how we laughed.

And that’s all that matters. 

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